Nobody Messes With London Traffic Wardens

...not even Qatari Royals, visiting their new acquisition, Harrods, sold to them by Mohamed Le Fayed, who can now concentrate on his football club, and calling the Queen a crocodile.

Not even a sky-blue Lamborghini Murcielago and a Koenigsegg CCXR, or something, apparently worth £1.2m, can phase the clamp-happy, baby-eating, uniform-fetishists.

Any given day, I think most of us who have had any experience of them would rather they didn't exist, and congestion charges, speed cameras, the whole package where the motorist is victimised to make the government a few quid and keep a few more overpaid, undereducated civil servants in their desk jobs.

But this did make me smile.

Now, could you imagine them doing this to Prince Andrew...?

Do they do this where you live?